February 2012
This winter makes me feel like Lindsay Lohan in rehab. There’s just not enough white stuff.
Feb 29th
If I could vote, I would vote for Santorum today. I’ve always been interested in time travel.
Feb 28th
At the eye doctor for the first time in my life. I don’t like them putting all this crap in my eyes. Plus now I can’t read what I type.
Feb 27th
The downside of watching Dogs 101 on Animal Planet is that you have to see program announcements for such gems as Hillbilly Handfishin’
Feb 26th